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Prize Caption Competition

Vector 5:2, page 82

competitions and puzzles humour

Transcribed from the printed issue; not yet reviewed. Read it in the PDF of the issue, page 82

Two photographs of a tall rough-cast sculpture in a garden: a narrow standing figure balancing a huge block-like head. On the left a smiling man in a suit and tie leans against it, one arm up beside the head; on the right the sculpture stands alone

Entries are invited to caption the above pair of photographs. The usual rules and prizes apply (£100 split as the judges see fit amongst the three best entries), with the proviso that "Beam me up Scotty" is ruled to be a NONCE ERROR by the editor.

Please submit your entry to the editor, or to Dave Ziemann, by 1st April 1989.